If you like like snakes, this is the competition for you. We are giving away a fully furnished vivarium set up with absolutely everything you need to get started.
Hey, we’ll even give you the snake to go in it too, if you haven’t got one already!
We sell this set up mainly for corn snakes and king snakes but it is also great for garter snakes, milk snakes and hog noses.
This prize worth over £350 includes;
36 x18 x18″ Lois Hook Premiere Vivarium (your colour choice), Habistat heat mat, Habistat thermostat, thermometer, Exo Terra day bulb, bulb holder, bulb guard, Exo Terra water bowl, wood chip substrate, Exo Terra snake cave, Exo Terra artificial plants, wood decor, 1 snake of your choice suitable for this setup (upto £100).
How do I win this prize?
This is a caption competition. Take a look at the photograph below of Lois and Phil and write a funny caption about it in the comments box. You also need to be signed up to the blog to enter (box top right).
Whoever can make us laugh the most wins the prize!
Deadline : 31st October 2009
Enter your email address in the box at the top right of this page AND enter a funny caption in the comments box to stand a chance of winning
“Yes I understand your mistake as they do have similar coloured markings but the one at the front is a Common Poser snake, Catalogus Poserus and the one at the back is the Large Comedian snake, Philus Jupitus.”
Sod the snakes and midgets… how much is that croissant?
Look hunny the Boa wants to breed with the unknown snakes in the tank…
my snake owner locked me in here i want some food.
They don’t do much. Do they?
Is that a rat in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?
Lois had a sneeky feeling that 2 of the chameleons were having abit of a joke !
oOo this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘trouser snake!’
As you can see, we are having fantastic results with our new Viagramix Breeders Supplement.
”Yikes man, stop lounging on the branch, DO SOMETHING QUICK, thats one hole a snake sure dos’nt want to explore”….” Well what can I do, after-all they’re not nicknamed ‘Ball Pythons’ for nothing!!!!!
Fed up of those pesky vivariums everywhere???? Costing you a fortune???? whatever could the answer be???? When your collection gets truely out of control we would like to introduce the personarium……… switch places…….. be the snake!!!! just place the personarium in your house and release the beasts!!!
Its not our fault you didnt read the small print Phil, they come with the viv take it or leave it!!!! How else are we going to get rid of them??
[said in the best David Attenbrough impression possible]
whilst his mate sits back and admires we see the mating ritual of the male shopkeeper, doing a silly dance and showing off his big snake….
You think thats bad? you should see Emma and Anthony in the Scopions viv!
Does my bum look big in this?
THESE ARE THE NEW PEOPLE SNAKES. THEY NEED FEEDING AND TAKING TO THE PUB MOST EVENINGS. THEY LIKE PLAYING WITH BALLS PREFERABLY POOL. CAN BE NASTY IF DINNER NOT READY ON TIME BUT THEY ALSO NEEDS LOADS OF LOVING MOST NIGHTS
Call that a Vivarium? Looks more like a biggirlsblouseium with those specimens.
Honey, I shrunk the staff !
i told my hubby to tidy up and he didn’t so i shunk him and fed him to our pets.
Lois really wanted to try out the new designer snakeskin scarf but Phil just wanted a night on the reptiles!
Tired of being up staged by Chaz and Dave, Garry and Sam make their bid for fame.
Man: Yeah, but at least the turtles aren’t water shy.
Lois: For god sake just hold your breath!
(Why humans shouldn’t use heat lamps)
they came out of the clost only to get in to the vivarium
Ok.. stop the posing. We all know that’s actually a boa constrictor coming through your pants!
“We managed to fit them in!
Only thing left to do now, is to get a lock on this vivarium!”
here is the breeding process of a boa and a pig….soon there will be baby ‘boar’ constrictors everywhere.
It doesnt matter how big your trouser snke is…she stil doesnt want to mate with you….at least you can make her smile though!
How long have they had GI Joe & Ken dolls for snakes……they’ll be giving them Barbie next !
ha live food is getting more extravagant by the week!!!
Avoid the 4 S’s; Snakes, Spirits, Sliding doors and… ehem… Stains! Heed my warning!
number 10 is funny they get my vote!
i think them rats are to fat for that snake
Heyyy i didnt know Gary is in there eating giant grubs made of wheat, and how nice, the wicked witch turned Gary into the 8th dwaf and what a mistake she did, she also turned that python too!
Wait a minute, since these are pets, take off their clothes! i guess so, right? or maybe make little clothes to all pets you have out there!
Thats a really good point, Humans as pets! im a genius!!
Poor lil boa, he thinks your ALIENS! little interview! Sam and Gary, how on earth do you contact with that boa you live with! i suggest you should get harry potter here as a translator.
finally the animals are back in the zoo!!!
i shrunk my husband cuz he wouldnt stop wavein his snake at me
Honey I shrunk the shop keepers and their pet snake dandy!
gary: im in a vivarium get me out of here!
sam: is it hot in here, or is just me
right you all know the rules, you both have equally sized humans………….
let the eating match begin.
me and my brother never really got along and one day we were eating dinner and i just happened to say i dont like snakes and my brother found this as an opportunity,so later that night he got out his “lean magic quick kit he got from gran
studyed all night ,then in the moring in a vivarian with some lazy james cordan behind me so i had this to practise my posing
Who does he think he is Tarzan !!and MEEE Jane !!
Snakes Alive,!! We are fed up in here trying to do the hard sell Lois !!
Wow! We got two human snakes & a python around one of our human snakes neck. Thats so cool, makes me happy.
Lois i have shrunk sam & gary 2
Like honey i have shrunk the kids (1989)
lois & phil least one of them is injoying it lol
Awwww look at that cute little guy with the trouser snake