If you like like snakes, this is the competition for you. We are giving away a fully furnished vivarium set up with absolutely everything you need to get started.
Hey, we’ll even give you the snake to go in it too, if you haven’t got one already!
We sell this set up mainly for corn snakes and king snakes but it is also great for garter snakes, milk snakes and hog noses.
This prize worth over £350 includes;
36 x18 x18″ Lois Hook Premiere Vivarium (your colour choice), Habistat heat mat, Habistat thermostat, thermometer, Exo Terra day bulb, bulb holder, bulb guard, Exo Terra water bowl, wood chip substrate, Exo Terra snake cave, Exo Terra artificial plants, wood decor, 1 snake of your choice suitable for this setup (upto £100).
How do I win this prize?
This is a caption competition. Take a look at the photograph below of Lois and Phil and write a funny caption about it in the comments box. You also need to be signed up to the blog to enter (box top right).
Whoever can make us laugh the most wins the prize!
Deadline : 31st October 2009
Enter your email address in the box at the top right of this page AND enter a funny caption in the comments box to stand a chance of winning
As a live animal is a part of this prize you must be able to collect this prize in person. You will be fully educated regarding the care of this animal but we reserve the right to offer the prize to others if we feel it will not be cared for correctly. You must be 18 years or older to claim this prize.
Mini Gary proudly displays his newly grafted trouser snake…. to the delight of his colleagues … look there’s another mug waiting on the operating table back there…
It`s time you went back to school to brush up on your latin.
when I said show us your Pogona vitticeps I meant your bearded dragon !!!
“So what type of lizard are they then…there well dressed and hairy…how much are they?…£3.00 i’ll take um”
“he is a bit of a poser…I’ll take the one at the back”
Smiles all round as snake gives birth to humans.
Northampton Repile Centre, now with a more humane approach.
ill take the nice little fella just basking,,,,
garys snake looks a bit too big for me
is that a new sorta snake?
if there isnt already a name for the breed id like to get in and call it the (6.6 rather large trouser snake!)
see size really does matter lol
And these are Gary & Sam our breeding pair
What do you mean they look well fed??
woman says: look at that snake he hasnt touched his rats
honey i shrunk the kids ………
Sam “The animals get looked after better than the staff so I thought I’d join them.”
Gary “Yeah but when Lois said whos for cricket I didn’t think this was what she had in mind.”
She was extatic! My very own, real, live human male she thought. Even if it was a bit too immature to take home yet.
smelly little rodents must but away before kids come home
“When I asked the barman for a snake bite thats not quite what I had in mind !”
they`ll never sell
Is this the new Gok Kwan show? Look good sna-ked.
“You call that a trouser snake, bah!!! This is a trouser snake”
His scarf/leather jacket combo did not impress…
After showing the cameras around his new ‘Lois Hook Premiere Vivarium penthouse suite’, Gary proudly announced: “Yo, MTV you’ve seen my crib you’ve seen my rocks, now it’s time to get the hell outta ‘ere!
“I dont care how much you shave them and you can stick those rubber tails on them. They are still too ugly to pass off as leatherback bearded dragons!!”
Lie down on the bed whilst I just get my stethoscope….It would appear your heartbeat, seems to me like you have a tempreature, you seem a little cold blooded!
does this thing vibrate?
that one on the right really has been eating his wax worms!
I’m not sure that snake is safe in there with those wild creatures!
!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! STRONG MAN EATEN BY SNAKE WHILST LITTLE LADY WATCHES.
Sam says to Gary ” Why do you always have to show off that trouser snake, Just chillax someone will buy us soon ”
Gary Replys ” I am tryin to look impressive”
Lol
my ones bigger than yours nah nah nah nah naahhhhh
tired of waiting for the hospital to make an appointment for an enema, come here and get it done instantly, with our new colonic irrigation system, THE SNAKE
(do you remember Rainbow?)
‘Which window shall we look through today” asked Zippy?
Through the oblong window to watch Bungle act like an ape with a snake! while George sunbathes on the tree out of danger! gasps Zippy!
Lois: “I hope your ready for this”
Phil: “What?”
Lois: “well, I took a few too many viagra tablets….”
Phil: “Yeah……?!?!”
Lois: “my trousersnake has turned all scaley and look, its 4ft long, I can wrap it around my head, it moves on its own I can’t control it!”
Phil: “you fool, theres no problem, that is a snake! You left your trousers to dry in the reptile shop, the snake has found a new home in there!”
Northampton Reptile Center,
We sell more than Just reptiles
Contact us now for info on our new breed of Amphibians !
I’ll take all three if you can promise they will breed!! and trow in a harness for the big guy. any albino big guys coming in soon??
thats it lois i see what you have done you shoved gary and sam in the washing machine so they have shrunk, knocked them unconsious, shoved them in a snake cage and they wake up. gary: WHERE ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!
I want the skinny one, the other 2 are a funny colour!!
we now sell baby chicken!!
sam was not happy when she said she wanted gary to pose wearing a boa she atleast wanted one with feathers
Northampton reptile centre:-
“Our snakes arent just for christmas,
theyre for YOUR life”
gary says to phil dont u wish your boyfriend was hot like me dont cha
he may be a big snake but he’ll never eat both of those….thats what i call gut loaded!!!
The 2 new odd specimens felt shy in the limelight.
But they were happy that the attention was quickly diverted to the thumbless lady!!
Sam:
“Hey check me out getting a tan!”
Gary:
“Um a little help please”
Sam:
“But it’s so warm”
Gary:
“Well were both gonna be warm soon in this snake’s belly when he gets hungry and eat’s us for tea.”
Sam:
“Damn it, you always ruin my fun!”
Gary:
“Don’t blame me, blame those fools who put us in here, they must have ran out of live stock”
Sam:
“Yeah look at them laughing at us”
Gary: Don’t worry Sam, will show them. Now all i need to find is some rope!? But first get your lazy ass down here and help me with this beast!!!
im having a bit of a problem with my snake.. he’s kind of developed lumps and well he has total deformaties and even changin colour, i didnt know what was wrong untill i visited you site, he looks exactly like the one you have at the front. i guess its just normal
Dumber and Dumber were in shock after waking up in thier new home after a night on the town………
Lois you cow, this is not the accomodation I thought when you said accomodation available with job!
look that lady has one crazy thum!!!!!
be carefull what u wish for as u can c these guys didnt…….
be carefull wat u wish for as these guys thought they wer goin on im a celeberity get me outta here….just shows wishing gets u in trouble.