Throughout October you have been entering our picture caption competition to win a fully furnished snake setup. Because so many of you wanted to win, it has taken a long to sort through all your captions!
Some were funny, some were hilarious and some you just too rude to publish! It was difficult to choose a winner. So, I’ve put together a shortlist of my favourites for you guys to vote for. Which ever caption gets the most votes, wins the setup! Simples.
How do I cast my vote?
- Choose your favourite caption for the picture.
- Leave a comment on our blog stating the name of your favourite.
Just to remind you of the picture, here it is below.
And here are the captions for you to choose from!
1. Mark Drage
Sam – “LOOK Gary, strange human type people staring at us!”
Gary – “Don’t worry Sam, I’ll protect you. ROARRR, if this puffing up don’t do the trick, nothing will!”
2. Colin Harris
And here we have our two new exhibits! On the left we have Gary (Pretentious overbearus) and on the right we have Sam (Lizardus loungeo), if you would like to buy them they are 50p each, as unfortunately they aren’t our best sellers.
3. Sarah
Incredibly, Lois discovers a species that actually does less than an African Land Snail.
4. Lewis Gorton
It’s time you went back to school to brush up your Latin. When I said “Show us your Pogona vitticeps” I meant your bearded dragon!!
5. Robin
Is this the new Gok Wan show? Look good sna-ked.
6. John Gysin
After showing the cameras around his new ‘Lois Hook Premiere Vivarium penthouse suit’, Gary proudly announced: “Yo, MTV you’ve seen my crib you’ve seen my rocks, now it’s time to get the hell outta ‘ere!”
7. Dan Letts
The 2 new odd specimens felt shy in the limelight. But they were happy that the attention was quickly diverted to the thumb-less lady!!
8. Richard
Is that a rat in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?
9 Andrew McGinn
As you can see, we are having fantastic results with our new Viagramix Breeders Supplement.
10. Shelley Lester
The borrowers weren’t too bothered about being caught. At least now they weren’t living under the floor boards any more.
Remember only votes posted in the comments section on our blog site will be valid (one per person!).
Good luck to all the shortlisted ‘captionists’. Votes will be valid up until Wednesday 18th of November and the winner announced the following day.
Well i vote for the number 1 as its got to be the most commical out of the lot. And surely comedy always wins…
if colin can vote for himself, i’m voting for myself
number 10
No. 3 for me definitely.
Number 3, Sarah’s is by far the funniest, and most original caption.
Have to vote for number 9 (it’s was the husbands) but I also liked number 2. Well at least he gets one vote!
3. Sarah
Definate winner here…….
Sarah… number 3!!!!! Best one
Number 3….
Number 4 for me thanx lewis very funny!
SARAH!!!
no3 for me
No 3 is d best!! witty Sarah all the way
Number 4 Lewis
number one gets my vote!!
number 10 for me,cute
number 3
Number 3 for me
Number 6.John Gysin, i think that one is the best
x
mark drage
i pick number 3 Sarah because it was funny and amusing thank you
Lewis gorton
Number 4
Shelley Lester No.10
Very clever! Sarah No 3
By far the best!! Sarah No 3
Sarah No 3 is the funniest.
Number 3… Sarah!
Sarah No3 is really funny
Sarah no3
Sarah number 3
Sarah no 3 very good, I am sure I am more active than an African snail…….but not quite sure when I was!!
No. 3 Sarah for me!!
Sarah no 3 by far the funniest ! x
No 3 is best
Numero 3! Sarah.
Very funny and how very true!
no 3 is the funniest one that i have seen so far
lol Shelly’s really made me laugh! xxx
Sarah no 3 to win
lol ha ha number 3 got to be sarah
No 5 u bin Goked is bestest
3 is the one that makes me chuckle the most ; )
no. 10 for me
SARAH NUMBER THREE TO WIN OIIIIIIIIIII!
Sarah’s is the best (and strangely the most true!) so number 3 all the way!
Sarah #3 to win, a great and appropriate caption!
sarah wins hands down
Number 3 Sarah, Good Luck
3 for the win
im Rolling on the floor laughing (rofl)