Snake Setup Competition Shortlist – Vote Now!

By on November 11, 2009 in Competitions, Snakes

Throughout October you have been entering our picture caption competition to win a fully furnished snake setup. Because so many of you wanted to win, it has taken a long to sort through all your captions!

Some were funny, some were hilarious and some you just too rude to publish! It was difficult to choose a winner. So, I’ve put together a shortlist of my favourites for you guys to vote for. Which ever caption gets the most votes, wins the setup! Simples.

How do I cast my vote?

  • Choose your favourite caption for the picture.
  • Leave a comment on our blog stating the name of your favourite.

Just to remind you of the picture, here it is below.

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And here are the captions for you to choose from!

1. Mark Drage

Sam – “LOOK Gary, strange human type people staring at us!”

Gary – “Don’t worry Sam, I’ll protect you. ROARRR, if this puffing up don’t do the trick, nothing will!”

2. Colin Harris

And here we have our two new exhibits! On the left we have Gary (Pretentious overbearus) and on the right we have Sam (Lizardus loungeo), if you would like to buy them they are 50p each, as unfortunately they aren’t our best sellers.

3. Sarah

Incredibly, Lois discovers a species that actually does less than an African Land Snail.

4. Lewis Gorton

It’s time you went back to school to brush up your Latin. When I said “Show us your Pogona vitticeps” I meant your bearded dragon!!

5. Robin

Is this the new Gok Wan show? Look good sna-ked.

6. John Gysin

After showing the cameras around his new ‘Lois Hook Premiere Vivarium penthouse suit’, Gary proudly announced: “Yo, MTV you’ve seen my crib you’ve seen my rocks, now it’s time to get the hell outta ‘ere!”

7. Dan Letts

The 2 new odd specimens felt shy in the limelight. But they were happy that the attention was quickly diverted to the thumb-less lady!!

8. Richard

Is that a rat in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?

9 Andrew McGinn

As you can see, we are having fantastic results with our new Viagramix Breeders Supplement.

10. Shelley Lester

The borrowers weren’t too bothered about being caught. At least now they weren’t living under the floor boards any more.

Remember only votes posted in the comments section on our blog site will be valid (one per person!).

Click here to visit our blog.

Good luck to all the shortlisted ‘captionists’. Votes will be valid up until Wednesday 18th of November and the winner announced the following day.

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99 Responses to Snake Setup Competition Shortlist – Vote Now!

  1. Rachael Harris November 11, 2009 at 12:52 pm #

    I like number 3 and number 5 but I think I’m gna say number 3! :-)

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  2. Mike November 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm #

    You saved the best for last! Number 10 for me! ^_^

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  3. Claire November 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm #

    I’m voting for number 3, Sarah … gotta be the landsnail!

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  4. Simon November 11, 2009 at 2:02 pm #

    Number 3 for me… lol

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  5. chaz November 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm #

    its gotta be number 4 for me

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  6. louise November 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm #

    it has 2 be number 4 !!!

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  7. malcolm November 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm #

    its tough but i have to say 8 and 4

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  8. dave November 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm #

    1 aswell as 4

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  9. lewis gorton November 11, 2009 at 3:45 pm #

    wowwwwww thank u every 1 who voted 4 meand im gonna hav to say 7 and me

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  10. Michelle November 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm #

    Number 10 for me :-)

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  11. Jon November 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm #

    number 3 for me all the way!

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  12. craig sutch November 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm #

    well lewis has to win because his is the best

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  13. Lizzie November 11, 2009 at 4:41 pm #

    Number 3! Go Land Snails!

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  14. jon butler November 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm #

    no 4 all the way

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  15. charlotte November 11, 2009 at 5:15 pm #

    no 3 and no4 obviously

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  16. matt November 11, 2009 at 5:16 pm #

    no 3s good but i want no 4 to win

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  17. sam k November 11, 2009 at 5:19 pm #

    i think no 5 is da best

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  18. sammy November 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    Number 10! Borrowers ftw! lol

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  19. paige November 11, 2009 at 5:44 pm #

    no 4

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  20. emily November 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm #

    3 and 10

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  21. derrion November 11, 2009 at 5:55 pm #

    4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. sammy November 11, 2009 at 5:59 pm #

    sorry but as a lover of bearded dragons i have to vote for no 4

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  23. matt November 11, 2009 at 8:15 pm #

    number 10, easily the funniest!

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  24. Robin November 11, 2009 at 8:36 pm #

    I read these out anonymously to see which one got the best laugh and it was #3, so that gets our vote

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  25. Billaboing November 11, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

    number 4 for sho

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  26. The Ben man November 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm #

    Number 4 rules

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  27. Diana November 11, 2009 at 10:38 pm #

    i think that number 4 is the most witty!!!! :)

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  28. Eshna Roy November 11, 2009 at 10:48 pm #

    number 4 :) Lewis Gorton

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  29. Mark November 11, 2009 at 10:49 pm #

    i think number 4 is the best!!

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  30. alex November 12, 2009 at 8:53 am #

    number 4

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  31. eddy November 12, 2009 at 8:53 am #

    number 4

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  32. dan November 12, 2009 at 8:55 am #

    go lewis go lewis no 4

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  33. bailey November 12, 2009 at 8:56 am #

    lewis should win

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  34. Gary November 12, 2009 at 9:19 am #

    No repeat voting allowed, they wont count!!

    Good luck all!!

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  35. rachel November 12, 2009 at 9:43 am #

    2. Colin Harris

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  36. Annie November 12, 2009 at 10:47 am #

    I vote for number 3, though a load of them made me giggle c:

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  37. MIss Jelly November 12, 2009 at 10:56 am #

    Number 3 and the African Land Snail for me.

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  38. Graene November 12, 2009 at 10:59 am #

    2. Colin Harris

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  39. Chris November 12, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    I would say 1 :)

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  40. Steve November 12, 2009 at 11:27 am #

    Number 3 for me hehe

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  41. Robin November 12, 2009 at 11:45 am #

    The mind boggles!!!

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  42. Beth November 12, 2009 at 11:49 am #

    Number 10 : )

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  43. Colin Harris November 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    I’m gonna vote for Colin harris! he’s good looking, kind, witty and rescues puppies stuck down wells for a living don’t ya know! lol

    Thanks to everyone who voted for me.x :)

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  44. carol November 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

    Colin Harris(2)
    A definate ‘Yes’

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  45. Sarah November 12, 2009 at 12:35 pm #

    Well I guess I can’t vote for my own so I’ll say number 1!

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  46. Phillip November 12, 2009 at 1:05 pm #

    Number 3 for me.

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  47. Emma November 12, 2009 at 1:14 pm #

    Number 3 is a definite winner

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  48. rico November 12, 2009 at 1:16 pm #

    number 4 is awesome

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  49. kane November 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm #

    number 4 was really good lewis (yn)

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  50. Peter Davies November 12, 2009 at 2:02 pm #

    Sarah’s is the funniest, it made me laugh most. Short and to the point! Good luck!

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