Crested Geckos are one of the most popular pet reptiles for sale today. They are great with all members of the family, easy to care for and super cute to boot. Because they are so suited to beginners and experts, we thought we’d give you the opportunity to own one by giving away a complete set up!

What can I win?
1x 45x 45x 60cm Exo Terra terrarium, 1x compact light canopy, 1x 5.0UVB compact light bulb, 1x SunGlo bulb, 1x substrate brick, 1x water dish, 2x jungle vines, 1x thermometer, 1x hygrometer, 1x rock effect background, 3x jungle plants, 1x misting bottle, 1x heat mat and 1x Crested Gecko complete diet! Everything you need to get started! R.R.P of over £200!
How do I enter?
It’s a caption competition. Have a look at the picture below of some of our friends holding a Boa constrictor and leave a funny caption in the comments section at the bottom of this page. Whoever’s caption is the funniest, wins! Only entries posted on our blog are eligible to win, if you are reading this somewhere else (i.e Email or Facebook) please click here to visit the blog and submit your caption. The closing date is the 28th February 2010 and the winner will be announced at the start of March. This competition is only open to UK residents unfortunately.

This is the picture you need to write a caption for!
I know there is a giant snake in the photograph but please try and use your imagination! Good luck to everybody who enters and if you know anybody who would love a Crested Gecko please share this competition with them!
I’m looking forward to having a laugh at your captions!
Please click here to read our Crested Gecko care sheet.
Please click here if you are interested in purchasing a set up.











I hope this is not the back end!
CRICKEY! the snake has no head
CRICKEY its got no head
oo no where did that child go.
why did i agree to this again??
oh my! its a no head snake a new spechies
I hate my job !
my god no heads gonner eat em
what if no heads eaten a child
i hope he has already eaten
careful itle poo on you
dear diary,
today was awful i am petrified of snakes and because of my stupid boss i had to hold one and as i was leaving i bumped into katie price and she started shouting at me must of thought i was peter andre
oh my gosh look at that fly on the window
and thats just the baby….
and thats just the baby…
blimmy so young and it can open the door…
imagine how big it will be at 1 year old as long as a bus
I thought we had ordered a feather Boa for the dance routine?
AND I THOUGHT THIS SNAKE WAS BIG.
you would think the snake had just killed one of the shop assistants looking at their expressions, but im glad to see the guy is still keeping his cool in the face of adversity.
Julie thought the “tug of war” had changed a lot since she left school
Alice was really going to miss her little sister
There was once 5 of them, but with the new eddition was’nt picky on it’s dinner break
Was that your Jack Russel ????
Omg is this some sort of rope….omg everybody don’t move its a blummin snake!! A snake!! snake!!!!
Imagine the surprise when the ringmaster pulled back the curtain and revealed that it wasn’t an elephant’s trunk they were holding….
how did that fit in your trousers?
This isn’t ‘Nerds Rope!’ You told me there would be candy!
The most longest and decorative crap ever
The snake is only big because there’s a kid suck in it’s mouth!
My goodness they make them sausages long at the butchers !!!!!
Oh dear, he peed a pool for the kids.
How can you expect me to hold this snake when you arnt wearing any trousers dave!
hey i’m not so scary but if u drop me i KILL you
Oh god, he just ate a goat!
oh those girls looked amazed i wonder what on the other end?
wow he’s got along one!!!!!!!
i bet that made the girls happy ^!^
i think you need to open your mouth a little more for that one honey
AAAAAAAAAA!!! there goes the puppie… pour thing
I thought ‘tug of war’ was supposed to be fun?!
I THINK WERE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER CAR
GOD WHAT BIG EYES YOUV`E GOT
GIRLS KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT OR WE`LL NEVER GET HIM BACK IN HIS CAGE
Is that a snake in your hands or are you just pleased to see me?
“Oh my god! he’s just eaten the Crested Gecko Setup that was up for Grabs….” looks like we will just have to win the snake with the the setup inside!
Well thats mum gone…..saves me putting her in a home!…..don’t know how he managed the zimmer frame though….
I think we’ve managed to distract them from looking at our terrible matching his n’ hers yellow caps.
ohh la la!!stop eating the reptiles, or ill eat you :~o
five star fear