Crested Geckos are one of the most popular pet reptiles for sale today. They are great with all members of the family, easy to care for and super cute to boot. Because they are so suited to beginners and experts, we thought we’d give you the opportunity to own one by giving away a complete set up!
What can I win?
1x 45x 45x 60cm Exo Terra terrarium, 1x compact light canopy, 1x 5.0UVB compact light bulb, 1x SunGlo bulb, 1x substrate brick, 1x water dish, 2x jungle vines, 1x thermometer, 1x hygrometer, 1x rock effect background, 3x jungle plants, 1x misting bottle, 1x heat mat and 1x Crested Gecko complete diet! Everything you need to get started! R.R.P of over £200!
How do I enter?
It’s a caption competition. Have a look at the picture below of some of our friends holding a Boa constrictor and leave a funny caption in the comments section at the bottom of this page. Whoever’s caption is the funniest, wins! Only entries posted on our blog are eligible to win, if you are reading this somewhere else (i.e Email or Facebook) please click here to visit the blog and submit your caption. The closing date is the 28th February 2010 and the winner will be announced at the start of March. This competition is only open to UK residents unfortunately.
This is the picture you need to write a caption for!
I know there is a giant snake in the photograph but please try and use your imagination! Good luck to everybody who enters and if you know anybody who would love a Crested Gecko please share this competition with them!
I’m looking forward to having a laugh at your captions!
Please click here to read our Crested Gecko care sheet.
Please click here if you are interested in purchasing a set up.
your holding monty the baby, this is josh his neighbour(pulls out anaconda)
as you can see i can fit my whole head in here.
here’s a neat trick if you pull its skin back it look exactly like heidi fleiss.
And at that moment, Sarah suddenly remembered the events of the previous night..
Emma was secretly disappointed when she realised that the ‘huge snake’ that she’d seen advertised wasn’t a euphemism..
At the world attention deficit conference new tactics to try and keep the delagates focused are foiled by… “OMG check out that awesome fly!!!!”
I Really dont want the exo terra setup, i want that snake. rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Are you sure this isnt the giant snake that attacked the romans in the first century???
new aliens planning to explode earth!! call Sarah Jane Smith and her group (Clyde-Luke-Maria-Rani) to save the world!!
what do you mean this is the smallest snake you have
The draft-excluder purchased from ebay, was not quite as described!
as you can see the boa constrictor is a fear sum predator take a look at those jaws ……. look closer……..a little more….. hey there is some thing down hear….. “help”.
when DHL played pass the parcel they didnt expect this to be the prize
Stuff the snake, the group had just heard that Portsmouth FC had managed to beat Southampton 4-1!
The veterinary students had never seen nematodes like this before!
snake : omg whats up with that shirt
pink shirt girl : excuse me!
snake : oh crap parcletongues
for my next trick this snake will dissapear through my stomach
Christine (second from left) hoped that if she looked surprised enough, no one would see she wasn’t touching the snake.
Humourous photograph inspires captions.
This year’s cast of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here were shocked to learn that when Katie Price referred to bedding a “slithering, evil, five-foot snake” she didn’t mean Peter Andre.
Tony Blair opens pet shop: welcomes employees with handshake.
“OH MY GOD Its huge!!! And why are we holding a snake?”
“You call that a snake….. THIS is a snake”
Nobody realised Kaa’s sinuses were quite so bad. Maybe they should ask Baloo or Baheera’s advice on what to do!
Trade descriptions are really not how they used to be are they.
This scarf isn’t at all what I expected!
What do they feed their reptiles here? Thank goodness this isn’t a spider farm!
Wow, imagine if this was a silk worm…..we’d all be set up for life!
Snake: Make sure you get the good 1/4 of me in the picture.
Lady in pink t-shirt: Where is the rest of you?
Snake: Comming to you for my dinner.
Snake: Make sure you get the good 1/4 of me in the picture.
Lady in pink t-shirt: Where is the rest of you?
Snake: Comming to you for my dinner I hope your not bitter.
. . . . .and as you can see, I can fit my whole head in there.
Crikey mate, what a whopper!
Soft, strong and very very long.
Snake : Make sur that you get the 1/4 of me in the picture.
Pink shirt Lady : Wheres the rest of you?
Snake : Comming to you for dinner, I hope your not bitter.
Lady Gaga at the Brits after party exposed a bit more than she wanted to…
Gary realised he was un zipped
The aftermath caused by the old woman who swallowed a fly causes great distress to onlookers… I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.
and if you look to your right you will see a man being eaten by this 12ft boa!
Man: Hey this snake isnt even real
Gary: Quick thier on to us, Run
( no offence to northampton repties )
Do male snakes really have TWO of these????
The reptile centre’s annual Tug-of-war competition was really getting out of hand. up next was the Bearded dragon egg and spoon race,
…and this is the new staff retirement plan!
Breaking news local woman in northampton loses her husband and dog in pet shop police still trying to find evidence but they say its going to be a squeeze
shock as craft move in from buying out cadburys the managers run out screaming as cadburys left the boa in there shop
much more is there
As Ollie tries desperately to win the Crestie set up, he fails to realise DHL’s horror as the boa in question sneaks up behind him.
(sorry mate you just seem determined to win this comp lol)
Too right Dominic! I hope you’re not being a snake in the grass and stopping me from winning! lol
Oh my god its just eaten Colin!
Oh well he was ssssssmelly
The team were stunned to learn that the ‘snake’ they were holding turned out to be a brilliantly tattooed appendage!
How are we going to package this
The reptile centre wanted help but they did not have this in mind